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newsweek:

This investigative piece from the AP on Monsanto is earnest, thorough and fascinating, if a bit long. A taste:

With Monsanto’s patented genes being inserted into roughly 95 percent of all soybeans and 80 percent of all corn grown in the U.S., the company also is using its wide reach to control the ability of new biotech firms to get wide distribution for their products, according to a review of several Monsanto licensing agreements and dozens of interviews with seed industry participants, agriculture and legal experts.

Declining competition in the seed business could lead to price hikes that ripple out to every family’s dinner table. That’s because the corn flakes you had for breakfast, soda you drank at lunch and beef stew you ate for dinner likely were produced from crops grown with Monsanto’s patented genes.

Monsanto’s methods are spelled out in a series of confidential commercial licensing agreements obtained by the AP. The contracts, as long as 30 pages, include basic terms for the selling of engineered crops resistant to Monsanto’s Roundup herbicide, along with shorter supplementary agreements that address new Monsanto traits or other contract amendments.

The company has used the agreements to spread its technology — giving some 200 smaller companies the right to insert Monsanto’s genes in their separate strains of corn and soybean plants. But, the AP found, access to Monsanto’s genes comes at a cost, and with plenty of strings attached.

More people need to be aware of the insidious evil hiding in nearly all the food we as Americans eat.  Monsanto is a morally bankrupt company and one more brick in the wall.

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I deserve to get laid at least once for every request for a letter of recommendation I send out.

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“Instant Pleasure” - Rufus Wainwright

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Nothing divides suburban developers and “smart growth” advocates as much as the lowly cul-de-sac. The real estate community loves the meandering, dead-end streets; lots on them sell quickly and at a premium, thanks to their low traffic and perceived safety benefits. But critics complain that cul-de-sacs are a poor use of land; they funnel cars onto clogged arterial routes and restrict access to neighborhoods when emergency vehicles need to respond.

For decades the developers have been winning this battle. But this fall, Virginia, under the leadership of Gov. Tim Kaine, became the first state to severely limit cul-de-sacs from future developments. New rules require that all new subdivisions attain a certain level of “connectivity,” with ample through streets connecting them to other neighborhoods and nearby commercial areas.
If subdivisions fail to comply, Virginia won’t provide maintenance and snowplow services, a big disincentive in a state where the government provides 83 percent of road services.

Virginia expects the new rules to relieve its strained infrastructure budget: through streets are more efficient and cheaper to maintain, and they take pressure off arterial roads that otherwise need to be widened. “It’s about connecting land-use and transportation planning and restricting wasteful and unplanned development,” Kaine said in March.

And how will the people respond who actually have to live and drive in the new, cul-de-sac-free neighborhoods? “There are pros and cons,” says Kaid Benfield, the director of the Smart Growth Program at the Natural Resources Defense Council. “Residents like walkability and they like not having to be forced onto an arterial road where the traffic jam is. On the other hand, there is a sentiment out there that cul-de-sacs are safe” — though Benfield says research actually shows fewer traffic fatalities occur on connected roads. Other states are watching the Virginia rules closely, and Benfield says he expects to see similar regulations adopted around the country in the next few years — which means the dead end may soon be a thing of the past.

“The Cul-De-Sac Ban”, by Clay Risen for the New York Times Magazine’s Ninth Annual Year in Ideas.

I want this enforced everywhere.  I hate cul-de-sacs with a (probably unreasonably) fiery passion.

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nightswimming:

Dorothy (Jane Russell) is admiring some athletesGus Esmond: Dorothy Shaw. I want you to remember you’re supposed to be the chaperone on this trip.  Dorothy Shaw: Now lets get this straight, Gus. The chaperone’s job is to see that nobody else has any fun. Nobody chaperones the chaperone. That’s why I’m so right for this job.
(“Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” quotes)

Yes.  Just, yes.

nightswimming:

Dorothy (Jane Russell) is admiring some athletes
Gus Esmond: Dorothy Shaw. I want you to remember you’re supposed to be the chaperone on this trip.
Dorothy Shaw: Now lets get this straight, Gus. The chaperone’s job is to see that nobody else has any fun. Nobody chaperones the chaperone. That’s why I’m so right for this job.

(“Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” quotes)

Yes.  Just, yes.

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nightswimming:

Shingai Shoniwa of the Noisettes

THE COOLEST.

nightswimming:

Shingai Shoniwa of the Noisettes

THE COOLEST.

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txtsfrmlstnght:

(484): Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn’t drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.

Remember kids: “hair of the dog” is a filthy, filthy lie.

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And when I say that “we” have a hit on our hands, I’m really giving you way too much credit, because let’s be honest, the success of iPhone has nothing to do with you. In fact, iPhone is a smash hit in spite of your network, not because of it. That’s how good we are here at Apple — we’re so good that even you and your team of Bell System frigtards can’t stop us. You know what it’s like being your business partner? It’s like trying to swim the English Channel with a boat anchor tied to my legs. And yes, in case you’re not following me, in that analogy, you, my friend, are the fucking boat anchor.

Fake Steve Jobs on AT&T’s whining and what’s wrong with America (via shaneblog)

This rant is deceptively insightful.

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fuckyeahchristinahendricks:

(via neil’s twitter)

FUCK YES.
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(267): The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don’t even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!

Honestly, and I am not just saying this for the hilarity, sometimes in college I wondered why I didn’t go into engineering.  I like math and science, and there would have been so many perks…